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The teat generation "My nipples are naturally large, but I don't think they're large enough," writes "Noah," in an online chat room. "I've tried clothespins, but it's only temporary."Noah, believe it or not, is not alone. Writing in the magazine Chest Men of America, a guy named Max expresses similar desires. "Like most men, I came into the world with good pimple-sized nipples," he writes, "but decided four years ago that what nature didn't give me, I'd give myself."
Unfortunately for Max and Noah, nipple-enlargement options are limited. For one thing, surgery is not available. Even if it were, "it's not something you want to do," says one cosmetic surgeon who specializes in breast reconstruction. In fact, the options are pretty much limited to stretching and pumping (penis-pump magnate Joel Kaplan also has a sideline of nipple pumps).Max proposes what he calls a "tit workout": "Pull, tug and s-t-r-e-t-c-h those tits until you can't stand it any more. . . . If you're not sore for at least two days afterwards, then you haven't worked on them long enough," he writes. "Clamps are useful. You should be able to wear a one-pound weight on each tit for at least 20 minutes. You can also put a piece of elastic around your neck and attach the two ends to your clamps and stretch your tits UP!"
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